I finished finals for my first session of class last Friday and had a long break until the second one started [today] so I decided to leave Spain for once and headed to Marrakech, Morocco for the long weekend. This was the The Trip That Almost Wasn't - while my friend and I were booking our flights, we ran into a little fiasco that had us ending up with two, one-way tickets from Morocco to Madrid. After a slew of phone calls and emails, we managed to book tickets to actually get ourselves there, though!
The flight to Morocco was relatively uneventful - kinda like flying from John Wayne to San Jose, really. It wasn't until we landed that I was definitely like, "Wow. This is something different." The Marrakech-Menara airport is so tiny that there are only nine gates at the airport, and no walkways from the plane to the gate. They set up two sets of steps by the front and back of the airplane, so you walk straight into the glorious, hot Moroccan sunshine. I guess that's how President Obama feels everytime he comes off the plane.
As soon as I saw the Arabic, I knew I was in big trouble

Getting off the plane like the president is overrated - it's frickin' HOT

Our first day was pretty laidback just because we were so exhausted from traveling. We were jipped by the taxi driver who charged us more than twice of what we should've paid, but we were too tired to haggle for the price, which is the general way of doing business in Morocco. Finding the hostel was a little trickier because the main languages of the country are Arabic and French, which, clearly, I speak neither. Luckily, my friend spoke extremely broken French, which was more than enough to get us by. Throughout the rest of the weekend, I pretty much clung to her, and if not, I was definitely looking like an idiot with the most ridiculous hand signals.
In front of our hostel's HQ - we actually stayed at a smaller building a little further away

This is the main square of the medina quarter (old city) of Marrakech, called Djemaa el Fna

Yes, there were camels, but they're just a tourist attraction and I did not partake in it because we heard that your heinie starts to hurt after 15 minutes or so

Two girls in our hostel had been in Morocco for two weeks prior, so they gave us the lowdown on "How to Do Marrakech in 2.5 Days." We grabbed dinner at some food stalls that get set up in the main plaza around sunset, where we were aggressively approached by the vendors all fighting tooth and nail for our business. Some common Moroccan dishes include skewered kabobs, couscous, and tangine - a curry-like stew. Afterwards, we headed to the souks, the small shops that line up for what feels like miles.
The view from our table, after we decided to eat at the stall of whichever vendor harassed us the least

Moroccans eat this huge, round loaf of bread at pretty much every single meal

Tangine!

A peek at the souks from behind an archway while sitting on the bus

A vendor selling every kind of nut you could possibly imagine - we bought an entire kilo of caramelized peanuts for 35 dirhams - that's 2.2 pounds of peanuts for a little over $4, people

Morocco is still a developing country and therefore has a very machiste attitude towards women, meaning it was more than OK for guys to call out at us. It was weird because in Central America, I got used to hearing, "China!" but in Morocco, it was, "Japon! Konichiwa! Japon, Japon!" Ughhh. It was annoying at first, but slowly, you realize that you just have to tune it out.
Souks on another side of the old city

Yep, they still drive these around, but like the camels, they're more geared towards tourists

We opted to take a "Hop On, Hop Off" bus tour of Marrakech that allowed us to see all the major sights. You pay 130 dirhams (13 euros, more or less) for a ticket valid 24 hours, and you can get off on any stop and sightsee for as long as you'd like. Once you've felt you've seen it all, you just get back on the next bus, and proceed with the rest of the stops. The part of the city we stayed in was the older, more historic part of Marrakech. It's probably what most people of think of when they hear, "Morocco," or "Africa." Although there is a newer part of the city that is a little more modernized with recognizable retail such as Zara and Miss Sixty.
The Koutoubia Mosque, built in the 12th century, which is across from Djemaa el Fna

By the walls of the mosque

Behind the mass of palm trees is the Royal Theatre

This is us in front of the fountains in the shopping center of Ville Nouvelle, the new part of town

Golden Arches: the tell-tale sign that you are going global

Marrakech is trying to modernize itself, and one of the first steps it took was to host an international film festival several weeks ago. Although it is working hard to globalize itself and establish the city as a major tourist destination, it still has a long way to go. The country's misogynistic mindset is very evident walking up and down the streets, where it is common to see women begging for money, oftentimes using their children to play the "cute" card, a result of a lack of formal education. Even in the airport, there was a rule stating that children with Moroccan fathers must have permission to leave the country - regardless of the the child's citizenship.
In Marrakech, everything and anything cultural is turned into a tourist attraction - I had to PAY to take this photo of a dancing, cross-dressing Moroccan

The last day we treated ourselves to a session at the hammam, which is basically a spa. It starts with a turn in the sauna, followed by a tough scrub to remove dead skin, and finally a 30 minute massage. After a weekend of sun and sweat, it was nice to be pampered a little!
Our final day pretty much consisted of just going to the airport to catch our flight, nothing too spectacular. Although Morocco was a real adventure and definitely a place totally different from other countries I've visited, it was nice to be back in "civilization."